The Stories Behind the Songs (1) 
  
  By FRANK BEHRENS
  ART TIMES May, 2005
Many 
  popular songs have interesting stories behind them, some of them 
  famous, some not so famous, some infamous.  So in no particular order, I will tell a few of them in a new 
  miniseries.
Let us begin with the most complex of them all. The 
  song “Bill” is sung by Julie in “Show Boat” and its 
  lyrics are credited to P.G. Wodehouse, while all the other lyrics in the show 
  (except for “After the Ball”) were written by Oscar Hammerstein 
  II. Actually, “Bill” was written in 1918, when composer Jerome Kern 
  allied himself with lyricist P.G. Wodehouse and book writer Guy Bolton to create 
  what was called the New York Princess Theatre Musicals. The fifth in the series 
  opened to great acclaim, and as part of the usual post-opening night changes 
  one of the songs was dropped. It was called “Bill” and had been 
  used in a somewhat comic framework. It had an undercurrent of sadness and was 
  probably taken out because it did not fit the mood of the scene. Some authors 
  write it was because it did not suit the singer’s voice. 
The next year, the melody was played for Florenz Ziegfeld 
  who was looking for material for his star Marilyn Miller. He wanted to buy it 
  on the spot, but the creators said they planned to use it in their next show 
  “Sally.” And yet again, they found it did not fit any place in that 
  musical.
 “Bill” finally emerged in the second act 
  of “Show Boat,” sung hauntingly by Helen Morgan perched on a piano. 
  What happened was that when the opening ran far too long, they wanted to cut 
  a good half hour but still felt Morgan was good enough to deserve another song. 
  Kern suggested “Bill” and Hammerstein agreed. Wodehouse, quite rightly 
  I think, demanded half of the royalties on that song. Depending on what version 
  you read, there were hard feelings all around. Hammerstein, some say, disliked 
  having someone else’s lyrics in his show; Wodehouse fought for but never 
  got his royalties from a1971 London revival of “Show Boat.” 
Finally, Hammerstein changed some of the lyrics for 
  the film version with Irene Dunne so he could claim full authorship. Who knows?
To all of which I must add a footnote. Kern, Wodehouse 
  and Bolton had based a musical called “Zip Goes a Million” on the 
  play “Brewster’s Millions.” Because the tryout would be in 
  London, the music and lyrics were in New York but the book (I think this is 
  how it went) was on a ship about to sail for England. Kern overslept that morning, 
  and missed the boat, which happened to be the Lucitania. So with the book at 
  the bottom of the Atlantic and Kern still alive in New York, “Zip” 
  was zapped.
Cut to the 1980s. When three of the Princess Plays were 
  given in concert form in New York, the producers of the series added the “Zip 
  Goes a Million,” using the dialogue from “Brewster’s Millions.” 
  At the point when Brewster was down to his last dollar, he took it out, gazed 
  at it, and began to sing “My Bill.” I am still laughing.
When one thinks of “Kiss Me Kate,” one does 
  not usually think of “Bianca,” a minor song and dance number given 
  to Bill Calhoun/Lucentio. During rehearsals, Harold Lang, being given that role, 
  complained that he had no solo of his own. Now I have read two versions, so 
  you can take your pick. 
The first was that Cole Porter agreed with him and came 
  up with a little tune in an elevator. The other version says Porter was angry 
  that someone could insist on an extra song and deliberately gave Lang one with 
  the most trivial tune and lyrics he could come up with. The song itself does 
  not show much thought behind it in either case, or I think Lang knew it. But 
  a talented actor with determination can do wonders; and Lang stopped the show 
  with the least meritorious number in “Kiss Me Kate.” The whole thing, 
  however, did cause hard feelings between Porter and the book writers Sam and 
  Bella Spewack, especially Bella, who complained that Porter had promised no 
  extra numbers would be added. 
More next issue.